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The right-wing loves the whole notion of waterboarding = torture.  Because they can easily spin that into something it's not.  O'Reilly talks of "dunking a guy in some water" to save lives.  The term itself, something it never used to be called (it used to be called, accurately, water torture) conjures up, at least subliminally, images of some kind of sport, like snowboarding, only with water!  It's like calling a Prisoner of War a "detainee" to get around the rules covering P.O.W.'s.  

So now Scumbag Hannity is volunteering for it.  That's to be expected from the Propaganda Department of the Republican Party.  But water torture is just the tip of the iceberg.  

I'm here to demand that Hannity volunteer to have his penis sliced with a razor blade.  For 18 months.  In a Moroccan prison.   Why?  Because that's what Uncle Sam (our country, in our name, with our tax dollars) did to people in the last eight years or so.  If he wants to go down that road, well, that's where it leads.  

You can read about it here:

They took the scalpel to my right chest. It was only a small cut. Maybe an inch. At first I just screamed ... I was just shocked, I wasn't expecting ... Then they cut my left chest. This time I didn't want to scream because I knew it was coming.

One of them took my penis in his hand and began to make cuts. He did it once, and they stood still for maybe a minute, watching my reaction. I was in agony. They must have done this 20 to 30 times, in maybe two hours. There was blood all over. "I told you I was going to teach you who's the man," one eventually said.

They cut all over my private parts. One of them said it would be better just to cut it off, as I would only breed terrorists. I asked for a doctor.

Doctor No 1 carried a briefcase. "You're all right, aren't you? But I'm going to say a prayer for you." Doctor No 2 gave me an Alka-Seltzer for the pain.

Okay, Hannity, you up for that?   And yes, Hannity, maybe we should just cut it off completely, since you're only going to breed more blow-hard asshole lying sacks of shit like yourself, right?

I'm still waiting for Hannity to volunteer to be packed in icewater-filled garbage cans until he goes into shock.  

Muslim prisoners held in Iraq’s Abu Ghraib prison were submerged in water-filled garbage cans with ice or put naked under cold showers in near-freezing rooms until they went into shock, Sgt. Javal Davis, who served with the 372nd Military Police Company there, has told a national magazine.

Or why doesn't Hannity just volunteer to have himself beaten to death?

Harman said the corpse she posed with likely was murdered during interrogation although a platoon commander said he had died of a heart attack. Harman and another soldier, Corporal Charles Graner unzipped his body bag and took photos of him and "kind of realized right away that there was no way he died of a heart attack because of all the cuts and blood coming out of his nose." Harman added, "His knees were bruised, his thighs were bruised by his genitals. He had restraint marks on his wrists. "

Or perhaps Hannity would like to experience the "Palestinian Hanging":

Harman said she saw one naked prisoner with his hands bound behind his back raised higher than his shoulders. This forced him to bend forward with his head bowed and his weight suspended from his wrists and is known as a "Palestinian hanging" as it is said to be used in Israeli prisons, Gourevitch and Morris write.

C'mon, Hannity, "waterboarding" is what you do to wipe off your own blood and shit and piss AFTER you've had all this done to you.  Waterboarding is for pussies.

I want Hannity to volunteer to have this done to his ass:

You see the guy with the holes in his ass?   Wonder how that was done?

Well here's a nice video, courtesy of our friends in the UAE.  WARNING:  VERY GRAPHIC.

http://www.disclose.tv/...

A video tape smuggled out of the United Arab Emirates shows a member of the country’s royal family mercilessly torturing a man with whips, electric cattle prods and wooden planks with protruding nails.

A man in a UAE police uniform is seen on the tape tying the victim’s arms and legs, and later holding him down as the Sheikh pours salt on the man’s wounds and then drives over him with his Mercedes SUV.

In a statement to ABC News, the UAE Ministry of the Interior said it had reviewed the tape and acknowledged the involvement of Sheikh Issa bin Zayed al Nahyan, brother of the country’s crown prince, Sheikh Mohammed.

So yes, we seem to have borrowed that technique, where you take a board, drive some nails through it, then pound it into a man's naked ass.  

So, Hannity, you ready for it?

I mean, if you really want to go down this road, this is where it leads!

Oh, and if you just stick with water torture, be sure to do it repeatedly.  Until it kills a large percentage of your brain cells.  You don't need them anyway, and the world would be a better place with you unable to speak any more.

Good riddance Hannity, and good luck!

Originally posted to Inky99 on Fri Apr 24, 2009 at 03:04 PM PDT.

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